"We, the Last Thursdayists, followers of Last Thursdayism, members of The Church of Last Thursday, believe:that the universe was created on Thursday, and will expire on Thursday.that the universe was created by You as a test for yourself.that you will be rewarded or punished when this universe expires based on your actions here.that everyone but you was placed here and pre-programmed to act as parts of your test environment.that everyone but you knows this. For more details, please read our creed or, for more details, our catechism."
via www.last-thursday.org
